(Calvin and Zoe enter Calvin's room)
Calvin:I got a part in the class play!
Hobbes:Again? The last time you did that,you got stuck in your costume.
Zoe:This one is on Colorado History. I got the part of Cora Spondent,a news reporter. I get to interview Jim Beckwourth!
Calvin:Which is me!
Hobbes:You got Jim Beckwourth?
Calvin:Right. But we need costumes. And I know the perfect place to get them.
Calvin:BLEEP! Incorrect. (pulls out Time Machine) 1859!
Hobbes:No matter what,I am not getting in that box.
Calvin:Everyone else is coming. Let's go pick up Andy!
(They pick up Andy,Socrates,and Susie.)
Andy:So,what's the plan?
Hobbes:Calvin needs costumes for the play.
Zoe:I've got my costume. So we don't need mine. Andy,what did you get?
Andy:I'm Kit Carson.
Susie:I'm a passerby. Passerby 3,in scene 5,Gold Rush. We've got a cool rap song.
Calvin:A RAP SONG! COOL!
Susie:The fun part is,we get to put on sunglasses!
Socrates:Can we please get down to business?
Calvin:Oh,right. 1859,here we come.
(The time machine comes out of the vortex.)
Calvin:Huh. This isn't the way I pictured 1859 at all. It's all traintracks.
Hobbes:Maybe the traintracks lead to somewhere.
Susie:Then what's that noise?
Andy:And why are the buffalo and deer scattering in fright?
Calvin:Dunno. I gotta get used to old timey crap.
Hobbes(looking behind him):Uhh...Calvin? You might wanna go faster.
Calvin:Why?(Sees the Iron Horse) Oh,that.
Susie:It's getting closer!
(The time machine gets hit)
(They crash land)
Engineer:Everything's all right!
Hobbes:We're doomed. There's no way we can get home.
Andy:Look! A town!
(We see a small town)
(The gang hides behind a general store.)
Calvin:Look! Four weird guys with long beards and arrows!
Susie:They're mountain men,Calvin.
Calvin:What if one of them is Jim Beckwourth?
Andy:Or Kit Carson?
Calvin:I'm going to see them.
Socrates:Calvin,don't! They're singing!
Mountain Men(singing):Mountain Men,Mountain Men,they explored the old wild west!
Jedediah Smith:HEY! You ruined our song!
Jim Bridger:Jed,control your anger,dude.
Smith:Where's the army general?
Kit Carson:First off,my name is Kit Carson. Second,I was a scout in the Army.
Smith:Whatever. Can you shoot this kid
Jim Beckwourth:You can't! He might be friendly.
Smith:Says you,African-Native American!(pulls out his gun)Get ready to die kid!
Calvin:STOP! I NEED HELP!
Beckwourth:See,he needs help. I told you he was friendly.
Carson:C'mon kid,let's go to our place and show you around.
Calvin:Give me a minute.