Scene 1:Calvin's roomEdit
Andy:I can't think of anything else to do.
Calvin:I've got it!
Hobbes,Andy and Socrates:What?
Calvin:Let's make a western movie
Hobbes:I'll grab the movie camera
Scene 2: The western townEdit
(Film starts rolling)
Sam Roberts:John,I have some bad news
John Roberts:What is it,Sam?
Sam:We can't afford to live here in the town.
Sam:Pack up,John. We're moving.
John:I'll get the wagon train and Ryan and Travis.
Sam:Who's Ryan and Travis?
John:The horses I bought yesterday.
Thomas Johnson:So long,Sam!
Bryan Fisher:Bye John!
Logan Rogers:I'm missing you already!
Sam:Nice to have a goodbye from our friends.
John:I'll miss Logan. He was funny.
Scene 3:The gulchEdit
Sam:This is where we are supposed to go
John:Is this a joke?
John:Let's stop by the bar over there
(Later in the bar,the bartender is being prank called.)
The Bartender:Andy's Bar. What can I do for you?
Prank Caller:Is Mr.Freely there?
Prank Caller:Freely. First initials are I.P.
The Bartender:Hold on I'll check.(to customers)Uhhh...I.P. Freely? Has anyone seen I.P. Freely? HEY,EVERYBODY, I PEE FREELY
The Bartender:Why you little...If i ever,dang it! He hung up!
Sam: Must be someone who makes trouble.
John: Dunno who that is.
The Bartender:Did you make the prank call?
Bartender:Must be the Hairy Hooligan. AGAIN!
John:Who's the Hairy Hooligan?
Bartender:He's an escaped criminal.
Sam: Where is he?
Bartender: I dunno.