Scene 1:The worst day of Calvin's life
(Calvin's clock blares on a Wednesday.)
Mrs.Jacobson:Calvin,GET UP! YOU'LL MISS THE BUS!
Calvin:Fine! I'll get out.
Hobbes:Keep the shade down.
Calvin:I WILL! NOW SHUT UP!
(Later at school)
Calvin:AGAIN! That's the third in a row!
Miss Wormwood:Well,you'd better study harder. Then your grade average will improve.
Calvin:I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY STUPID GRADE AVERAGE!
Miss Wormwood:Well,you'll be unsucessful in life then.
Miss Wormwood:What did you say?
Calvin:You heard me!
Miss Wormwood:Well,that hurt my feelings. Susie,I'm going home. Take charge of class.
Calvin:WHAT? Her as teacher? We'd have double homework!
Susie:For that,Calvin,you get triple homework.
(at the end of the day)
Moe:Pay up squirt.
(Calvin gets on the bus and rides home.)
Scene 2:Moving Away
(Calvin goes to the front door)
(Hobbes pounces on Calvin)
Calvin:Thanks a lot,butthead. I'm going to pack.
Calvin:Zip your doo-dah-day,Mike. I'm packing.
Mike:Is your dad taking us in another camping trip?
Calvin:No. I'm going into a movie. And never coming back.
Mike:Can I come?
Hobbes: That was so unlike him. He told me shut up in the morning.
Mike: *glares and Calvin* (angrily) Calvin...
Mike: I think something's wrong with him.