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Scene 1:The worst day of Calvin's lifeEdit

(Calvin's clock blares on a Wednesday.)

Mrs.Jacobson:Calvin,GET UP! YOU'LL MISS THE BUS!

Calvin:Fine! I'll get out.

Hobbes:Keep the shade down.

Calvin:I WILL! NOW SHUT UP!

Hobbes:Geez,OK.

(Later at school)

Miss Wormwood:Calvin,F+.

Calvin:AGAIN! That's the third in a row!

Miss Wormwood:Well,you'd better study harder. Then your grade average will improve.

Calvin:I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY STUPID GRADE AVERAGE!

Miss Wormwood:Well,you'll be unsucessful in life then.

Calvin:You're unsucessful!

(class gasps)

Miss Wormwood:What did you say?

Calvin:You heard me!

Miss Wormwood:Well,that hurt my feelings. Susie,I'm going home. Take charge of class.

Susie:Ok.

Calvin:WHAT? Her as teacher? We'd have double homework!

Susie:For that,Calvin,you get triple homework.

Calvin:NO!

(at the end of the day)

Moe:Pay up squirt.

Calvin:NO!

(Calvin gets on the bus and rides home.)

Scene 2:Moving AwayEdit

(Calvin goes to the front door)

Calvin:I'M HOME!

(Hobbes pounces on Calvin)

Calvin:Thanks a lot,butthead. I'm going to pack.

Hobbes:Why?

(Mike enters)

Mike:Hey guys.

Calvin:Zip your doo-dah-day,Mike. I'm packing.

Mike:Is your dad taking us in another camping trip?

Calvin:No. I'm going into a movie. And never coming back.

Mike:Can I come?

Calvin:No.

Hobbes: That was so unlike him. He told me shut up in the morning.

Mike: *glares and Calvin* (angrily) Calvin...

Calvin: WHAT!

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