Scene 1: The typical school morningEdit
(Episode starts with Calvin running around getting his stuff for school.)
Calvin: ARRGHHH! I'M GOING TO MISS IT! I'M GOING TO MISS THE BUS!
Hobbes: You wouldn't have to worry about this stuff you know if you were actually organized in the morning.
Calvin: Your not helping furball.
Mrs. Grayson: Calvin hurry up! The bus is going to be here!
Calvin: I'm trying to! (Calvin starts running downstairs and trips and falls)
(Calvin's Mom throws Calvin out to the bus stop outside the house)
Susie: What happened Calvin?
Calvin: I was hurrying to get out here so I wouldn't miss the bus, but someone keeps putting my stuff for school in various places and makes it hard to find.
Susie: I don't think your stuff is being replaced, its just you being disorganized.
Calvin: Oh please, you sound just like Hobbes.
Susie: Well, he's probably right.
Calvin: Never! I'm always right! No matter what!
(Bus pulls out)
Calvin: Aww man, I didn't get to finish my rant.
Scene 2: The hijackEdit
(Calvin and Susie take their seats, and the bus starts moving)
Susie: Are you ready to present your project today?
Calvin: What project?
Susie: You forgot about the sciene project?!
Calvin: What? Me? Heck no. I collected all 50 bugs back when we started it!
Susie: No you idiot! That was years ago! We had to research and give examples of the scientific method!
Calvin: OH NO! I COMPLETLY FORGOT!
Susie: You always forget! Have you not been paying attention in class at all?! Your going to flunk out of school at the rate your going here!
Calvin: OH MAN OH MAN! WORMWOOD'S GONNA KILL ME!
Susie: Well it's your own fault!
Calvin: YOUR NOT HELPING!
(Cuts to bus driver up front driving)
Bus Driver: Ugh, my stomach hurts...I really shouldn't of eaten that breakfast burrito. Ugh...
(Bus Driver notices porta potty in the distance)
Bus Driver: Ugh, I need to stop.
Bus Driver: (Grabs speaker) Attention boys and girls, I need to clear out my body quickly. Don't worry, we're way ahead of schedule so we shouldn't be late to school. (Leaves)
Calvin: OH MAN OH MAN OH MA-Hey where did the bus driver go?
Susie: Your oblivious, he needed to use the bathroom.
Calvin: Oh really? (Grins evilly)
(Calvin sneaks up to the drivers' seat)
Calvin: Well, the only way to not have to admit I didn't do my project, is to simply drive off. Plus, this will help me get my drivers' liscense 10 years early! That will be a blast!
(Calvin shuts the bus doors)
Kid: Hey! Your not the bus driver.
Calvin: Well I am now, so get used to it!
Susie: CALVIN! You can't drive!
Calvin: I can too.
Susie: The Wagon Derby...
Calvin: Shut up Susie, nobody cares what girls think.
(Calvin ties two things that allow him to reach the pedals, and slams on the gas)
Calvin: WOOHOO! THIS IS THE LIFE!
(Students screaming in the back)
(Bus Driver comes back out from the porta potty)
Bus Driver: Ahh, that felt go-WHAT THE?! WHERE'S THE BUS?!
(Cuts to 911 Operator)
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Bus Driver: I don't know what just happened, but my bus, full of children, just vanished! Someone stole it I think!
Operator: Do you happen to remember the plate number?
Bus Driver: Uh, yes it was BW 1985 CH
Operator: Okay, we'll track it and see if we can find it.
Bus Driver: Okay, thank you so much!
(Cuts to Police Officer sitting his car reading the newspaper and drinking coffee, and suddenly sees the school bus zoom by him.)
Officer: WHOA! I don't know what the speed limit is around here, but I know for sure that was way over the limit! (Starts chasing after it)
(Cuts to Calvin driving and hears the sirens)
Calvin: Oh great...
Susie: Calvin, just stop it! Your going to kill someone with your lunatic driving!
Calvin: Shessh Susie, your sounding like Hobbes even more day after day...
Susie: WELL HE'S RIGHT!
Scene 3: The findingEdit
(Cuts to Principal Spittle's Office)
Mr. Spittle: Ahh, I enjoy the peace and quiet in the mornings, I don't know why, but I feel like that today will be a stress-free day, no problems, no chaos from Calvin, ahhh...
(Bell rings, cuts to Miss Wormwood's Classroom)
Miss Wormwood: (Walks in) Good Morn-
(Shows that only four students are in the classroom)
Miss Wormwood: Where is everybody?! Is the bus running late?
Moe: I dunno I was walking to school this morning, and then I saw a bus goin' way faster than it should, I caught a look of the driver, and it seemed to loke like the twinky.
Miss Wormwood: You mean Calvin?
(Cuts back to Principal Spittle's Office, several teachers are there asking where the bus is)
Teacher 1: How is the bus this late?!
Teacher 2: My students have a test they need to start!
Teacher 3: I told the school board we need a new bus system!
Mr. Spittle: Okay, I know, look please...
Miss Wormwood: HOLD UP!
Mr. Spittle: Is this important, because I have a situation on my hands right now...
Miss Wormwood: I think we know who the driver of the hijacked bus is...
Scene 4: The catch of CalvinEdit
Mr. Spittle: The bus was hijaked?! HOW?!
Miss Wormwood: Well Moe told me he was walking to school and saw a bus going extremly fast. He said the driver looked like Calvin.
Teacher 2: Who's HE?
Teacher 1: Calvin, that name sounds familiar...
Teacher 3: Oh yeah! The Noodle Incident Kid!
(Spittle looks extremly annoyed, and his coffe cup breaks)
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(Cuts to Miss Wormwood's Classroom)
Moe: I knew it was twinky behind the wheel.
(Cuts to the bus)
Calvin: Attention, icky girls and gentlemen, yes, you, Susie, we're going to stop at Cumberland House of Pizza for free Cokes. And by free, I'll use the bus driver's credit card.
Susie: That's forgery, Calvin!
Calvin: Shut up, Susie, nobody cares about you!
(Susie rolls her eyes)
Calvin: Oh, wait, scratch that. We're heading to the downtown Starbucks. I want an Iced Lemon Pound Cake.
Kid: WE'VE BEEN ALL OVER RHODE ISLAND! Can we please go to school now?
Calvin: Absolutely not! I'm the bus driver, so we play by my rules!
Susie: LOOK OUT!
Calvin: For what?
Susie: The Speed Trap!
(The bus runs over the speed trap, and it causes the bus tires to deflate. The Rhode Island Police Department pulls up.)
Cop: OK, who's the driver here?
(The kids point at Calvin)
Cop: Listen kid. Give me the controls. I'll drive to school. When we get there, we will have a long talk with your parents and principal about this.
(Calvin goes back to his seat. The bus drives to school. Mr. Spittle is outside, tapping his foot.)
Mr. Spittle: Well, well, well. There's the very very VERY late bus. Calvin Grayson. See me in my office. You're parents are there.
(Cut to Calvin's room.)
Hobbes: I hope Calvin doesn't mind if I draw a mustache on the Hulk...
(Calvin barges in)
Calvin: Put that comic down. I need to complain about what happened.
Hobbes: I really don't want to know about what happened.
Calvin: Well, first I hacked the bus, the bus driver got really mad, I drove around Rhode Island and then a stupid cop stopped me.
Hobbes: That's why you're home at 1:00?
Calvin: Yeah. I got suspended from the bus for 3 days. Good news is, I won't have to wake up early to catch the bus!
Tom Kenny as Calvin Grayson
Owen Wilson as Hobbes Grayson/Kid
Scarlett Johansson as Anna Grayson/Teacher 1
Jennifer Lawrence as Susie Derkins/Teacher 2
Jeremy Irons as Moe Westing
Kathryn Hahn as Miss Wormwood/Teacher 3
Tom Cruise as Mr. Spittle
Special Guest Star: Sean Penn as the Bus Driver