Scene 1:Calvin's kidnapping

(Calvin wakes up as P.A.R.T.Y. by Smosh plays. He wakes up Hobbes and they go downstairs.)


Hobbes:I know. We know. Everyone knows. Probably the whole town knows.

Calvin:FYI,Hobbes,Saturday is the best day of the week. There is always three bowls of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs...

Hobbes:I always hated that part. I prefer toast.

Calvin:And watching The Garfield Show and Power Rangers Mystic Force until I'm incoherent and hyperactive.

Hobbes:I like that part.


Hobbes:I told you,I prefer toast. Get me the bread. 

Calvin: Fine! If you want to be raw hamburger, be my guest.