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(Shows Duplicate 7 taking Mecha Calvin and Robo Hobbes back to his lab, and works on them and is seen putting the finishing touches on them)

Duplicate 7: Perfect! The new and improved robots are ready for combat!

Hugh: (Walks in) Hey boss, I made a Sandwich and Milkshake for you, you want it?

Duplicate 7: (Grabs Milkshake) I'll take the Milkshake, but I'd rather have a BLT Hugh.

Hugh: Okay, I'll go make one. (Leaves)

Duplicate 7: Jack!

Jack: Yeah boss?

Duplicate 7: Start up Mecha-Calvin 2.0 and Ultra-Robo-Hobbes 2.0 for me.

Jack: I'm on it boss. (Presses button that brings the two robots to life)

Duplicate 7: Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

Robot Henchman: Excuse me Master Duplicate 7, but we managed to bust Dr. Scientist out of prison.

Duplicate 7: Brilliant! The world will soon be mine! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

(Cuts to black and the opening credits roll, which is a direct parody of the Neon Genesis Evangilion opening)

(After opening credits, cuts to Calvin and Hobbes walking through town)

Calvin: Ahh! This is the life! Spending time doing absolutely nothing when we have nothing to do!

Hobbes: That sentence made no sense at all.

Calvin: Shut up furball. (Sees convenience store) Hey! Lets stop in there and get some snacks!

Hobbes: I'm for it!

(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes walking through the park with various snacks)

Calvin: Saving the world sure does pay.

Hobbes: You bet it does.

(Calvin sees Little League game beginning to start)

Calvin: Hey Hobbes, I got a good idea.

Hobbes: What would that be.

Calvin: Just go pounce those umps over there and bring their clothes back.

Hobbes: Uh, okay.

(Hobbes leaves, with screams heard in the background, and Hobbes comes back with two umpire uniforms)

Hobbes: So are we going to work this game?

Calvin: Yeah, lets have some fun and show them whose boss.

(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes on the field)

Calvin: Play Ball!

(Pitcher throws a ball that goes over Calvin's head)

Calvin: Strike 1!

Coach: WHAT?! HOW ON EARTH IS THAT A STRIKE?! YOUR BLIND!

Calvin: HEY! DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY! YOUR EJECTED!

Coach: WHAT?! ARE YOU INSANE?!

Calvin: YOUR THE INSANE ONE! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I HAVE MY TIGER POUNCE YOU!

Coach: Fine, fine.... (Walks away)

(Pitcher throws a ball that goes to Calvin's feet)

Calvin: Strike 2!

Batter: WHAT?!

Calvin: YOUR EJECTED!

Batter: FOR WHAT?!

Calvin: FOR DISRESPECTING ME!

Parent: GET THIS UMP!

Calvin: Oh crud.

(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes running away from an angry mob, before turning onto their street and loosing them)

Hobbes: That was too close for comfort.

Calvin: This is why I don't play organized sports, there's always someone yelling at you. Lets go home and watch some TV.

(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes watching TV)

Calvin: Ahh! This is the life! Nothing to do at all!

(Doorbell rings)

Dad: I'll get it. (Opens door) Can I help you.

Man in a Suit: I'm looking for a Calvin and Hobbes. I need them to come with me on official top secret buisness.

Dad: Uh, okay. I'll go get them.

Calvin: Who's that?

Dad: Some guy in a suit wants you and your tiger to come with him.

Calvin: Great, just when I thought I could watch TV until I pass out.

(Calvin and Hobbes walk outside)

Man: Are you Calvin and Hobbes?

Calvin: Yes.

Man: Hop in my car.

(Cuts to the Man's Car pulling into the OTSTTS)

Calvin: OTSTTS? What kind of name is that?

Man: It stands for Organization That Stops Threats to Society Sir.

Hobbes: Huh, boy, that's some name.

Calvin: G.R.O.S.S. is a better name than this.

(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes being led to a long hallway with a big door)

Man: (Opens the door) The Director will now see you two, have fun.

(Calvin and Hobbes walk in, and the door shuts behind them)

Hobbes: Do you think he was being sarcastic?

Calvin: Who knows.

(Calvin and Hobbes walk toward desk, and the Director Turns around and reveals himself)

Director: Well hello there. I am the Director of the OTSTTS. You must be Calvin and Hobbes, the two that stopped that mad scientist and his duplicates.

Calvin: That would be us. Those chumps couldn't handle us. Now they are rotting in prison for the rest of their miserable lives.

Director: Erm, about that. Our agents have discovered that Duplicate Number 7 has broken Dr. Scientist out of prison, and now they have began building a robotic empire and have been sending them all over the world to take over the world.

Calvin and Hobbes in unison: WHAT?!

Hobbes: You never told me there was another duplicate!

Calvin: I DIDN'T KNOW! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!

Hobbes: YOUR THE CREATOR! YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN!

Calvin: IT HAD TO OF BEEN AN INCOMPLETE DUPLICATE!

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