(Shows Duplicate 7 taking Mecha Calvin and Robo Hobbes back to his lab, and works on them and is seen putting the finishing touches on them)
Duplicate 7: Perfect! The new and improved robots are ready for combat!
Hugh: (Walks in) Hey boss, I made a Sandwich and Milkshake for you, you want it?
Duplicate 7: (Grabs Milkshake) I'll take the Milkshake, but I'd rather have a BLT Hugh.
Hugh: Okay, I'll go make one. (Leaves)
Duplicate 7: Jack!
Jack: Yeah boss?
Duplicate 7: Start up Mecha-Calvin 2.0 and Ultra-Robo-Hobbes 2.0 for me.
Jack: I'm on it boss. (Presses button that brings the two robots to life)
Duplicate 7: Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
Robot Henchman: Excuse me Master Duplicate 7, but we managed to bust Dr. Scientist out of prison.
Duplicate 7: Brilliant! The world will soon be mine! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
(Cuts to black and the opening credits roll, which is a direct parody of the Neon Genesis Evangilion opening)
(After opening credits, cuts to Calvin and Hobbes walking through town)
Calvin: Ahh! This is the life! Spending time doing absolutely nothing when we have nothing to do!
Hobbes: That sentence made no sense at all.
Calvin: Shut up furball. (Sees convenience store) Hey! Lets stop in there and get some snacks!
Hobbes: I'm for it!
(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes walking through the park with various snacks)
Calvin: Saving the world sure does pay.
Hobbes: You bet it does.
(Calvin sees Little League game beginning to start)
Calvin: Hey Hobbes, I got a good idea.
Hobbes: What would that be.
Calvin: Just go pounce those umps over there and bring their clothes back.
Hobbes: Uh, okay.
(Hobbes leaves, with screams heard in the background, and Hobbes comes back with two umpire uniforms)
Hobbes: So are we going to work this game?
Calvin: Yeah, lets have some fun and show them whose boss.
(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes on the field)
Calvin: Play Ball!
(Pitcher throws a ball that goes over Calvin's head)
Calvin: Strike 1!
Coach: WHAT?! HOW ON EARTH IS THAT A STRIKE?! YOUR BLIND!
Calvin: HEY! DON'T QUESTION MY AUTHORITY! YOUR EJECTED!
Coach: WHAT?! ARE YOU INSANE?!
Calvin: YOUR THE INSANE ONE! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I HAVE MY TIGER POUNCE YOU!
Coach: Fine, fine.... (Walks away)
(Pitcher throws a ball that goes to Calvin's feet)
Calvin: Strike 2!
Calvin: YOUR EJECTED!
Batter: FOR WHAT?!
Calvin: FOR DISRESPECTING ME!
Parent: GET THIS UMP!
Calvin: Oh crud.
(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes running away from an angry mob, before turning onto their street and loosing them)
Hobbes: That was too close for comfort.
Calvin: This is why I don't play organized sports, there's always someone yelling at you. Lets go home and watch some TV.
(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes watching TV)
Calvin: Ahh! This is the life! Nothing to do at all!
Dad: I'll get it. (Opens door) Can I help you.
Man in a Suit: I'm looking for a Calvin and Hobbes. I need them to come with me on official top secret buisness.
Dad: Uh, okay. I'll go get them.
Calvin: Who's that?
Dad: Some guy in a suit wants you and your tiger to come with him.
Calvin: Great, just when I thought I could watch TV until I pass out.
(Calvin and Hobbes walk outside)
Man: Are you Calvin and Hobbes?
Man: Hop in my car.
(Cuts to the Man's Car pulling into the OTSTTS)
Calvin: OTSTTS? What kind of name is that?
Man: It stands for Organization That Stops Threats to Society Sir.
Hobbes: Huh, boy, that's some name.
Calvin: G.R.O.S.S. is a better name than this.
(Cuts to Calvin and Hobbes being led to a long hallway with a big door)
Man: (Opens the door) The Director will now see you two, have fun.
(Calvin and Hobbes walk in, and the door shuts behind them)
Hobbes: Do you think he was being sarcastic?
Calvin: Who knows.
(Calvin and Hobbes walk toward desk, and the Director Turns around and reveals himself)
Director: Well hello there. I am the Director of the OTSTTS. You must be Calvin and Hobbes, the two that stopped that mad scientist and his duplicates.
Calvin: That would be us. Those chumps couldn't handle us. Now they are rotting in prison for the rest of their miserable lives.
Director: Erm, about that. Our agents have discovered that Duplicate Number 7 has broken Dr. Scientist out of prison, and now they have began building a robotic empire and have been sending them all over the world to take over the world.
Calvin and Hobbes in unison: WHAT?!
Hobbes: You never told me there was another duplicate!
Calvin: I DIDN'T KNOW! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!
Hobbes: YOUR THE CREATOR! YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN!
Calvin: IT HAD TO OF BEEN AN INCOMPLETE DUPLICATE!