(Episode starts with Mr. Grayson reading his newspaper, and Calvin walks up to him.)
Calvin: Dad, how come Disney Theme Parks use the term "Happiest Place on Earth" when there's always unhappy stuff you have to deal with?
Mr. Grayson: Because all these big companies will do anything to steal tens of thousands of dollars from families.
Calvin: I'm not great at math, but I'm pretty sure Disney doesn't charge you over ten grand just to get into one of their parks.
Mr. Grayson: You would be surprised to see what kind of stuff theme parks pull these days.
(Cuts to Calvin's room, with Calvin drawing at his desk, while Hobbes is reading a comic book)
Hobbes: Are you drawing one of your "Dinosaurs in Rockets" drawings again?
Calvin: Nope, I'm drawing a blue print for my theme park.
Hobbes: Your what?
Calvin: I present to you, Calvin World! (Shows drawing to Hobbes) The greatest place in the universe! With lots of anger and frustration as well due to stuff you have to deal at regular theme parks!
Hobbes: I think you need to work on your slogan.
Calvin: What?! Its the truth!
Hobbes: These rides seems pretty stupid as well... Even dangerous...
Calvin: WHAT?! There is nothing wrong with this!
Hobbes: So there's nothing wrong with a ride called "Lava Volcano Ride of Doom" featuring real Lava and Volacano eruptions. You'll get your pants sued off!
Calvin: Nah, I'll make it so its impossible to sue me, then I'l be the one raking in the dough!
(Hobbes rolls his eyes)
Hobbes: And where do you think your even going to put this "Amusement Park"?
Calvin: Well, I was thinking of putting it in my backyard.
Hobbes: There's no way a full fledged amusement park you want to make will all fit in your backyard.
Calvin: Well I guess your right...
Hobbes: So where would we put it?
Calvin: I don't know yet. I need to get all the rides first though. (Goes into the closet)
Hobbes: Where are you going to get rides from.
Calvin: (Pulls out box) Simple, we're going to use the box to fly to abandoned amusement parks, take whatever we can get with my new invention I've been working on, then I can restore them back to its former glory!
Hobbes: Oh well, have fun.
Calvin: Oh no you don't! Your coming with me!
Hobbes: What?! Why do I have to go?!
Calvin: Because you need to help me, a six-year-old can;t do menial labor by himself you know. Besides, the box will be in airplane mode! So there's nothing to whine about!
Hobbes: Well, if its just flying, then I'm okay with it.
Calvin: Good, now hop in.
(Hobbes sighs and hops in the box)