(Episode starts with Mr. Grayson reading his newspaper, and Calvin walks up to him.)
Calvin: Dad, how come Disney Theme Parks use the term "Happiest Place on Earth" when there's always unhappy stuff you have to deal with?
Mr. Grayson: Because all these big companies will do anything to steal tens of thousands of dollars from families.
Calvin: I'm not great at math, but I'm pretty sure Disney doesn't charge you over ten grand just to get into one of their parks.
Mr. Grayson: You would be surprised to see what kind of stuff theme parks pull these days.
(Cuts to Calvin's room, with Calvin drawing at his desk, while Hobbes is reading a comic book)
Hobbes: Are you drawing one of your "Dinosaurs in Rockets" drawings again?
Calvin: Nope, I'm drawing a blue print for my theme park.
Hobbes: Your what?
Calvin: I present to you, Calvin World! (Shows drawing to Hobbes) The greatest place in the universe! With lots of anger and frustration as well due to stuff you have to deal at regular theme parks!
Hobbes: I think you need to work on your slogan.
Calvin: What?! Its the truth!
Hobbes: These rides seems pretty stupid as well... Even dangerous...
Calvin: WHAT?! There is nothing wrong with this!
Hobbes: So there's nothing wrong with a ride called "Lava Volcano Ride of Doom" featuring real Lava and Volacano eruptions. You'll get your pants sued off!